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April 22, 2008

I.

She said: Put the toilet seat up.

He said: Mag tagalog ka.

She said: Yung ihi mo nakakalat sa buong CR!

He said: Buhusan mo na lang ng tubig.

She said: Eh kung ikaw kaya gumawa non!

He said: Ikaw na para sweet.

II.

He said: Luto ka ng chopseuy.

She said: Di ako marunong.

He said: Eh sinigang na baboy?

She said: Di din.

He said: Adobo na lang!

She said: Di din ako marunong.

He said: Tinolang manok?

She said: Hindi.

He said: Afritada?

She said: Hindi pa din.

He said: Sige, itlog na lang ulit.

She said: Ikaw na. Tinatamad ako.


III.

He said: Massage mo ko… *pouts*

She said: Massage mo pwet mo.

He said: Sige na, sa likod lang. Tapos kiss na din.

She said: Lolo mo sa likod lang.

He said: Kinakausap ka ng maayos eh!

She said: Lolo mo maayos.

He said: Isip bata ka talaga.

She said: Lolo mo isip bata.

He said: Kiss na lang. *pouts*

She said: Lolo mo kiss na lang.

He said: Ewan ko sa’yo! *walks out*

She said: Lolo mo ewan ko sa’yo.


IV.

She said: What’s up with the scarf?!

He said: Mag tagalog ka.

She said: Alam mo ba na summer ngayon?

He said: Ha? Summer ba?

She said: Ha-ha-ha.

He said: Kaya pala hot ako lagi kapag katabi ka.

She said: Wow. What a pickup line. *rolleyes*

V.

She said: Maligo ka naman bago ka humiga sa kama!

He said: Mabango naman ako eh.

She said: Eeew. Ang pawis-pawis mo! Kadiri kaya!

He said: Asus! Dito ka nga na inlove sa akin eh.

She said: Ulul. Inakit mo ako.

He said: Nagpaakit ka naman!

May point nga naman siya.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. niƱa  |  April 22, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    kasweet nyo naman maglambingan!hehe!

  • 2. ikstopanor  |  April 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    hindi kami yan. ibang tao yan. wehehe =p

  • 3. alphasensei  |  April 23, 2008 at 6:12 am

    shet ron… ganyan ka makipag-usap? hahaha mahal ka nga siguro nyan. kung ibang lalake, baka nasapak ka na. :) )

    naakit ren sya sa iyo. haha!

  • 4. ikstopanor  |  April 23, 2008 at 8:05 am

    wahahahahaha! =p naakit siya sa “lolo mo…” line ko! =D

  • 5. Pao  |  April 23, 2008 at 8:31 am

    panalong linya un scarf na yan!wahaha!

  • 6. TONIO  |  April 23, 2008 at 8:36 am

    hehehehe!panalo!oo nga whats up w/ the scarf?hehehehehe!LOLO MO SCARF!san nya nabibili un mga scarf nya?gsto ko dn!

  • 7. ikstopanor  |  April 23, 2008 at 8:40 am

    @tonio:

    pang tago sa kissmark yon. kissmark na hindi galing sa akin. wahahaha =D *rolleyes*

    not sure eh. itatanong ko sa kanya para maging hot ka din kapag katabi mo si gelpren. wehehe =D

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